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: It’s the last thing Mark expects when he walks into the house. His dad is bent over being fucked by the neighbor and he’s actually enjoying it. Begging for it. Calling him master. And the next thing that happens is Mark can feel himself wanting
DO THE DOG! Momiji is not actually a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t treat her like one.Music: Do the Dog by the Specials
good-dog-girls: DO THE DOG! Momiji is not actually a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t treat her like one.Music: Do the Dog by the Specials
good-dog-girls: DO THE DOG! Momiji is not actually a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t treat her like one.Music: Do the Dog by the Specials FYI this is a thing that I put together. I wouldn’t say I made it, I just put gifs to music.
tinyboxtim: ((i swear, my ACTUAL 6 million subscribers post is new and exciting, but while we all ride the hype train, heeeeeey this is a thing that i did that people seemed to like. oooooh. aaaaaah. fancy.i’m getting impatient, can you tell :p -bs))
cunt-fl4ps: I think the best part of a concert is being surrounded by people who actually like the same thing you do, they love it. They love that band, those lyrics. They can put their heart into it.
whenyourebadyourebetter: Recently it was brought to my attention that one of the most important things you can do for a bimbo in training is to actually explain *why* you make them do certain things. I have a long history of working in education, and
shacklefunk: i do actually think its natural critical to compare ur work to the work of others. its just only rly possible if u can analyze work that is, at least in ur eyes, waaaay way better than urs and come out feeling inspired in stead of down abt
that-jazzed-lass: neproxrezi: you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief This is still the best thing 😂
cumpuppetdumplings: That is one of the things I LOVE about.Most of the time, you can’t actually tell who is male and who is female in real life until you see how many bulbs are dangling between their shiny rubber encased legs!
spankaway: spirtosadico: girlfriendtraining: One good thing about my g[f] being a brat in the morning, is that I can nip it in the bud Your girlfriend?I could bet she is Snowflake of spankaway You’re right - but that is actually the title of our
cosuman: drifloon: junkcompactor: Overweight muslim girls with OCD and aspergers turn me on. same I think my favorite part of this thing is that if you click down, you can see human filth thinking that this is an actual profile instead of a dipshit
weedpeacelovecraft: highway131: bechnokid: siksta: Dang it, Tay and Alyssa. All I can think of are you two right now. oh Tommy Wisseau, you are a gift to this world This movie + a couple of close friends = friends cemented for life This is
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and
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I like games where you don’t have to play a human. Where you play an animal, a robot, an alien, or at the very least a dwarf or elf. I don’t mind playing human if it’s the only option (and it usually is, especially nowadays since animal
awesomehomestuckcosplay: serk3t: CAN WE TALK ABOUT http://www.welovefine.com/8166-vriska-secret-sleeve.html#.U5inH3biitN Casually but excitedly notifies followers that this shirt is an actual thing you can buy !!
The truly frightening thing is that you can’t yet say I’m wrong.
angelswatchingover: mittensmorgul: Okay if anyone actually thinks that the BMoL are offering a “better way,” and that thoughtlessly eliminating “every vampire in America” is actually a good thing, you can go eat worms. For proof of this,
bishoujosenshisailornoire: psl: somethinqueer: theracismrepellent: princessandtheprep: This is one of the most insulting things that I have every seen, it makes me so mad I actually want to cry. I can’t believe magazines think that they can just
tomblr-in-action: the-american-spartan: a-actual-prince: anti-sjw-pro-luxray: your-fave-asshole: tomblr-in-action: As I guy I can tell you that a breeze going up my pants will make me hard. My girlfriend can just slap my dick back and forth between
dynastylnoire: micdotcom: This is the most genius thing Men, meet the Womansplainer: She’ll answer all of your questions about feminism for the very low starting rate of ฤ. The genius website is the brainchild of Elizabeth Simins, an artist who
dailyonedirection: “You can’t wish for things like this, you can’t ever sit and imagine that you actually get to do this. If I had to call it a job, then this is my job. and I love my job.” x/x
luthvian: captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated
did-you-kno: This wooden cabinet, which was designed by Ferruccio Laviani and cut with a CNC machine, has been intricately carved to look like a digital glitch. Source
rootbeergoddess: avatar-dacia: No one is saying that you can’t churn out any shitty, dehumanizing thing you please (although why you would want to, unless you’re an actual unabashed raging bigot, is another matter altogether). But if, when held
cracked: But nothing can prepare you for that octopus-looking thing (actually the head of a cuttlefish) moving around, or the terrifying truth that soy sauce is Death Eater magic. 5 Household Items You Didn’t Know Had Super Powers
growing-yet-into-magic:notthesomefather:crxptid-teeth:windvexer:Me: You guys need to realize that casting spells takes actual energy! Like, it can make you fatigued! You can get sleepy or need to eat more food afterwords. This is a common thing and you
lapfoxs: sometimes people offer me a thing but i get so anxious instantly that my first response is just ‘no thank you’ but i actually really want the thing and i just stand there like no i wanted the thing god damn why can’t i say yes to people
benssshhh: cunt-fl4ps: I think the best part of a concert is being surrounded by people who actually like the same thing you do, they love it. They love that band, those lyrics. They can put their heart into it. unless they are fan girls, then they
cumpuppetdumplings: That is one of the things I LOVE about. Most of the time, you can’t actually tell who is male and who is female in real life until you see how many bulbs are dangling between their shiny rubber encased legs!
fauxcyborg: the weird thing is like, of course no one is a perfect feminist but there are things you can do (even while identifying as a feminist) that mean I don’t actually have to value your opinions and I am allowed to have a shifting line in the
useyourmelody-deactivated201503: Just realizing that you’re not in control of everything in this life is actually very liberating and can lead to powerful things. Think of those things you’re holding on to, breathe, and hand them over to your higher
bakyo: sometimes people offer me a thing but i get so anxious instantly that my first response is just ‘no thank you’ but i actually really want the thing and i just stand there like no i wanted the thing god damn why can’t i say yes to people
can you fucking stop?? you sent me a message saying the same thing. I am an actual human, believe it or not and im not just some sexual object that is reduced to ‘perfect slut’ because I had sex. you actually make me mad, bye.
i actually can’t be friends with most other artists in this fandom, from my past experiences their base on friendship is that they have to have their butts kissed 24/7 and or derives on how popular you are and i can’t stand fake friendships,
gyroslab: “Forget It!” - Don Rosa magica has a wand that makes people forget what things are after you say their name. hilarious hijinks ensue. but seriously, it’s pretty funny.. i actually laughed out loud at this multiple times! you can read
I’m actually only going to watch Pacifist runs because oh my god it’s so rare that you get a game that you can just be nice all the time and I’m not gonna like ‘taint’ that purity by seeing all the bad things that COULD have
manywinged:manywinged:denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don’t want to be ‘cringe’ is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?like, you’re going to refuse to engage with anything that
can-you-feel-my-farts: affectedline: hellbunnyshutch: Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. ^^^^ umm lavender smells amazing and cilantro tastes like jesus so if thats not incentive enough